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史上最强的37句中国式英语

史上最强的37句中国式英语

go and look!走着瞧
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good good study,day day up好好学习天天向上
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0 E9 A  B+ I8 cNo Mao ze dong ,no new china没有毛泽东没有新中国 " J) L# A7 }) O6 }

6 C2 X5 s3 b4 R7 Jgo a head! 去个头! # @7 c! n- B: r) U4 B4 t) \
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People mountain peole sea!人山人海
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give you some color see see!!给你点颜色看看
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no three no four 不三不四
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no money no women no good(哈,这是谁说的) 9 e  Q% d8 H! o( L
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we two who and who?我们俩谁跟谁 . D  O( J7 B9 s( E

' V4 Z3 E/ K# _8 ydog day''s狗日的 ( Q: L- j# t, n) D! ^! w

2 h8 f! R0 b4 rpoor light egg穷光蛋, m( p' D% i! x2 t6 U7 s& u
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if you tiger me ,i will mountain you如果你唬我我就煽你
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! B: Z. M2 Y. b3 G  V/ Qyou don''t bird me,I don''t bird you你不鸟我我也不鸟你 6 w- v6 S/ o/ A# w4 {# P

: S4 a: |) `( m) ]& [full clear ten big cool punishment满清十大酷刑
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love his mother who who who爱他妈谁谁谁 0 l% C& t6 B1 K& Z1 K( I% }! K
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KILL ONE POLICE HUNDRED杀一警百 9 B4 _0 g9 l; Q, Z: v3 h4 R5 b

& X6 K9 n" A5 x2 ri s h i t love you我便爱上了你 7 j1 d3 p# }8 [) f, C

0 n/ w0 Z3 l8 vbanana fish相交于   S( p- K$ {! N
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f u c k do system操作系统 # q+ W% b% p* Y

7 m8 ]- r& f4 h( t8 @8 E. Chorse horse tiger tiger马马虎虎
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your grandma''s legs你奶奶个腿 : e  d; ?; j5 P

) z& Y0 V% \( ?0 G: F% lKing eight egg***
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+ F, Y' A" M! X1 D4 M5 ^5 b5 talks, 4 beauties & 3 loves五讲四美三热爱
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( O/ r( f! ~/ y3 W; \give me take down!给我拿下
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. H% q; y/ p: k; zWATCH SISTER 表妹
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your grandma''s bear你奶奶个熊 , [, @4 a* @5 N% M8 d8 t
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yellow fly red黄飞鸿 - F# u4 P( q& x2 U) D6 Y

2 q, d3 J, y6 f  o6 Lred face know to me红颜知己
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6 ?4 A9 k' x$ V- z' BAmerican Chinese not enough美中不足 " s0 M+ A, k2 |0 I* {2 `! O' E
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pig wood wolf house bee!珠慕朗玛峰
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You really have two down sons你真有两下子 ; o2 `- a. @& `% c. R5 H, ^
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round son egg原子弹 2 j1 d8 S! @. o% v$ B9 ^' `5 @
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chicken gun ice机枪兵 6 V2 @6 X( p$ F5 H

8 Y& J5 c1 d4 A/ T9 y' x8 d$ e1 xwater sex poplar flower水性杨花 . L1 w3 l( n, B: k

" @: b7 U+ B9 zHow are you? 怎么是你?
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  i+ i+ x5 P, r# q4 R% aHow old are you? 怎么老是你?

love his mother who who who爱他妈谁谁谁
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